You know, I was thinking the other day. Why does the word monosyllabic have so many syllables?
And naturally, this got me thinking about haiku. You know, the short from Japanese poems.
Do you know what makes me really annoyed? It’s when you go to a poetry recital, and a poet announces that They’re going to perform a haiku, but first they remind us What the rules of a haiku are. And the explanation of what a haiku is Takes longer than the haiku they read out, All that build up, and it’s over.
It’s just like sex. Except it’s something I can do, too.
I wrote one the other day which I was Really proud of.
The man with no arms,
Fighting in the local pub.
He was kicking off.
So shall we bask in its glory?
Note the syllables. Five, seven. Five, It’s a work of art.
I was so pleased with the haiku that I put it on Facebook as a status update. And I got the following comments.
Edna – Nice haiku
Steven – Great haiku.
Gary – Your limerick is missing two lines.
Mike – Like it, mate. Smiley face.
Paul – Love it, lol.
Greg – Great stuff, lol.
Paul – Hey Greg, how’s it going? Lol.
Greg- Not bad, Paul, lol.
Paul – You out tonight? Lol.
Greg – Staying in tonight, lol.
Paul- Saving up for your holidays? Lol.
Greg – Yeah, lol.
Paul – Minehead again this year? Lol.
Greg- Yeah, lol.
Paul – Camping of hotel? Lol.
Greg- To be honest we thought about taking a tent but after last time with Dawn’s bad back I thought we’d better not risk it what with that and it being allergy season, you know she does suffer, the poor thing, so we’ve booked in to a nice hotel for the week, lol.
Paul – Lol.
Greg- Hey Robert Garnham, did you write this on an aircraft? Lol.
Me- Yes, as a matter of fact.
Greg – Then you’re a member of the mile haiku club.